Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

  • -- Woody Allen 伍迪·艾伦

基本上我的妻子是不成熟的。我在家里洗澡,她进来把我的船弄沉。

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The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.

大多数人的消费欲望是故意把他们的整个生命种植在别人的手中。我认为这种寻找幸福的方法是不成熟的。性格的发展完全在于走向自给自足。

Men act out like they're horrified by marriage, but when they find the woman of their dreams, they love it.

男人表现得好像对婚姻感到恐惧,但当他们找到自己的梦中情人时,他们爱上了她。

For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one.

因为没有什么比娶个好妻子更好的了,也没有什么比娶个坏妻子更要命的了。

I think that, as with marriage, you just know when it's time to have kids.

我认为,就像婚姻一样,你知道什么时候该生孩子。

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

你只能年轻一次,但你可以永远不成熟。

A rich wife is a source of quarrel.

有钱的妻子是争吵的根源。