Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

  • -- Woody Allen 伍迪·艾伦

基本上我的妻子是不成熟的。我在家里洗澡,她进来把我的船弄沉。

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The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.

大多数人的消费欲望是故意把他们的整个生命种植在别人的手中。我认为这种寻找幸福的方法是不成熟的。性格的发展完全在于走向自给自足。

After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

这么多年过去了,我发现我一开始对夏娃的看法是错误的;有她住在花园外面总比没有她住在里面好。

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

我已经知道,只有两件事是必要的,以保持一个人的妻子快乐。首先,让她认为她有她自己的方式。第二,让她拥有它。

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

离婚就像被麦克的卡车撞了一样。如果你经历了这一切,你就会开始非常仔细地观察左右两边。

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

你只能年轻一次,但你可以永远不成熟。