My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

  • -- Rex Hunt 雷克斯·亨特

我妻子说我发出的声音像搁浅的鲸鱼。我想我打鼾很严重。

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Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.

不要让你的单身生活具体化,这样当你有了妻子和自己的家庭时,你就无法软化它们。

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

你不能在你害怕睡觉的情况下保持婚姻,以防你的妻子可能会割断你的喉咙。

Don't think too much, you'll create a problem that wasn't even there in the first place.

不要想太多,你会制造一个根本不存在的问题。

I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.

我总是放烟花,我喜欢做奶昔和香蕉片。

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

生活不是一个需要解决的问题,而是一个需要经历的现实。

It's never been about making money.

从来都不是为了赚钱。