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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

  • -- Dick Clark 迪克·克拉克

幽默总是建立在一点点事实的基础上。你听过关于岳父的笑话吗?

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I write a tiny fraction of what I used to write. My only job used to be to just write songs, and that was a really nice job to have, but only a tiny amount of people heard those songs, and I didn't make a living from it, and eventually I begged my parents to let me move back into my room.

我写的只是以前写的一小部分。我唯一的工作是写歌,这是一个非常好的工作,但是只有少量的人听到这些歌,我没有谋生,并最终我乞求我的父母让我搬回我的房间。

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I grew up not liking my father very much. I never saw him cry. But he must have. Everybody cries.

我从小就不太喜欢我父亲。我从未见他哭过。但他必须这么做。每个人都哭。

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After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

过了一段时间，一个笑话，如果你说得太多，就会变得做作，或者听起来很假。

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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.

我不是一个伟大的笑话作家，这对于一个喜剧演员来说很奇怪，但我不是。

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No eye has seen no ear has heard the depths of your  love lord.

没有眼睛看见，没有耳朵听见你爱的深处。

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I didn't always want to be a dad.

我并不总是想成为一个父亲。

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