I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who'd be really upset if she heard me say that.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我没有女朋友,我只认识一个女孩,如果她听到我这么说,一定会很生气。

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I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.

我承认我是一个伟大的僚机。既然我有女朋友了,我就和她一起过夜,但之后我会帮助那些男人,让他们听起来像是世界上最不可思议的男人。

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

如果你最好的朋友偷走了你的女朋友,那真是生死攸关。

I really believe you were the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

我真的相信你是发生在我身上最伟大的事情。

Spine transplants are what we really need to take Reagan on.

脊柱移植是我们真正需要里根承担的任务。