You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.

  • -- Robert Louis Stevenson 罗伯特·路易斯·史蒂文森

如果你愿意,你可以自己读康德;但是你必须和别人分享一个笑话。

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I'm easy driving, But I'm not a person who loves living pleasantly above all else. I'm not that way at all. I might think I'm that, but I'm not really that.

我很容易开车,但我不是一个最喜欢快乐生活的人。我完全不是那样的。我可能认为我是那样的人,但实际上我不是那样的人。

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.

我不是一个伟大的笑话作家,这对于一个喜剧演员来说很奇怪,但我不是。

I have been in my fair share of both onscreen and off screen fights.

我已经在我的公平份额,无论是屏幕上和屏幕下的战斗。

If you were seeking my attention, I suggest you look somewhere else.

如果你想引起我的注意,我建议你去别的地方看看。

If you share a man's wealth, try to lessen his misfortune.

如果你分享一个人的财富,试着减少他的不幸。

I start with the joke line and write backward.

我从笑话开始,倒着写。