If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.

如果狗不把你放在第一位，你们两个在哪里?在什么关系?狗需要上帝。它依靠你的眼神，你的愿望而存在。它甚至和你一样幽默。这大约发生在第五年。如果这种情况没有发生，你只是养了一只动物。