A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

  • -- Bill Cosby 比尔·科斯比

刚当上父亲的人很快就会发现,他的孩子总是在他上厕所的准确时间来上厕所,好像他需要有人陪着一样。对这位父亲来说,确保浴室隐私的唯一方法就是在加油站刮胡子。

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The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

我们所观察的宇宙,如果其本质上没有设计、没有目的、没有恶、没有善,只有盲目、无情的冷漠,那么它就具有我们所期望的特性。

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

有三种人。通过阅读学习的人。少数通过观察学习的人。其余的孩子不得不自己在电围栏上撒尿。

There are two kinds of companies, those that work to try to charge more and those that work to charge less. We will be the second.

有两种公司,一种努力提高收费,另一种努力降低收费。我们将是第二个。

I believe in past lives but I know nothing about mine and I don't want to know. I live in the present, taking one day at a time.

我相信前世,但我对自己的一无所知,我也不想知道。我活在当下,过好每一天。

I think it will be found that experience, the true source and foundation of all knowledge, invariably confirms its truth.

我认为我们会发现,经验,所有知识的真正来源和基础,总是证实它的真理。

It doesn't matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy.

洋葱切得多精确并不重要,只要咀嚼它的人很开心。

It was Grant's company and he made all the decisions. And that was just fine.

这是格兰特的公司,他做了所有的决定。这很好。

Literature throws us many great heroes. Real life invariably outdoes them.

文学带给我们许多伟大的英雄。现实生活总是胜过他们。

He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher.

他最尊重我的风格,谁在它下面学习摧毁老师。

Everything all the time in a city is extraordinary!

一个城市的一切,每时每刻都是不平凡的!