A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

  • -- Bill Cosby 比尔·科斯比

刚当上父亲的人很快就会发现,他的孩子总是在他上厕所的准确时间来上厕所,好像他需要有人陪着一样。对这位父亲来说,确保浴室隐私的唯一方法就是在加油站刮胡子。

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My process is to be by myself when I record. It's quite an emotional performance to pull off when someone else is in the room. I prefer to go away and have my own time with it, bring it in later.

我的过程是当我记录的时候由我自己。当别人在房间里的时候,这是一个相当情绪化的表现。我更喜欢离开,有我自己的时间,以后再带回来。

Only when every one of us and every nation learns the secret of love for all mankind will the world become a great orchestra, following the beat of the Greatest Conductor of all.

只有当我们每一个人和每一个国家都学会爱全人类的秘密时,世界才会成为一个伟大的管弦乐队,跟随最伟大的指挥家的节拍。

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

我们所观察的宇宙,如果其本质上没有设计、没有目的、没有恶、没有善,只有盲目、无情的冷漠,那么它就具有我们所期望的特性。

I'm trying to get hold of them... the trouble is a lot of the companies that recorded and produced the albums went bust, so I don't know where to get the masters.

我正试着联系他们…问题是很多录制和制作专辑的公司都破产了,所以我不知道去哪里找大师。

The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himself, and calls out in his sleep.

宴会上讲话人的神志清醒一般要持续两个半月左右;在这段时间结束时,他开始自言自语,并在睡梦中大喊大叫。

On Wall Street he and a few others - how many? three hundred, four hundred, five hundred? had become precisely that... Masters of the Universe.

在华尔街,他和其他一些人——有多少人?三百,四百,五百?恰恰变成了……宇宙的主人。

We should be as careful of the books we read, as of the company we keep. The dead very often have more power than the living.

我们读书要像交友一样谨慎。死者往往比生者拥有更大的权力。

Literature throws us many great heroes. Real life invariably outdoes them.

文学带给我们许多伟大的英雄。现实生活总是胜过他们。

He that inquires much, learns much.

问得多,学得多。