If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

  • -- Dave Chappelle 大卫查普尔

如果我做喜剧能挣老师的薪水,我想这比当老师好。

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I count myself well educated, for the admirable woman at the head of the school which I attended from the age of four and a half till I was thirteen and a half, was a born teacher in advance of her own times.

我认为自己受过良好的教育,因为我从四岁半到十三岁半就读的这所学校的校长是一位令人钦佩的女性,她是一位比她所处的时代更早出生的教师。

One likes people much better when they're battered down by a prodigious siege of misfortune than when they triumph.

人们更喜欢那些被巨大的不幸包围而倒下的人,而不是那些取得胜利的人。

I believe that every human soul is teaching something to someone nearly every minute here in mortality.

我相信每一个人的灵魂几乎每一分钟都在向别人传授一些关于死亡的东西。

One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality.

如果这个世界不把温柔、善良和残忍混在一起,人们可以更好地嘲笑它。