I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

-- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

我过去常做运动。然后我意识到你可以买奖杯。现在我什么都擅长。

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I didn't play the game right because I saw a reward at the end of the tunnel.

我没有把游戏玩好，因为我在隧道的尽头看到了回报。

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But I don't work out. I pay people to do that for me.

但我不锻炼。我付钱让别人帮我做。

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"I heard" is good; "I saw" is better.

百闻不如一见。

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A good old rodeo never hurt anyone.

一个好的老牛仔竞技永远不会伤害任何人。

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