I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

  • -- Todd Barry 托德巴里

我不认识宇航员。有很多人说他们想成为喜剧演员。

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I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.

我只是喜欢观察别人——这是我从小就做的事情,而且我做得很好。这也是我成为喜剧演员的一个重要原因。我的听众中有各种各样你能想象得到的人,我喜欢这样。

I wanted to be an astronaut and wanted to go to space camp, but then I found out that I was too short to become an astronaut. My mom really made me believe that if I worked hard enough and if I really wanted to do it, I could do it.

我想成为一名宇航员,想参加太空营,但后来我发现我太矮了,不能成为一名宇航员。我妈妈真的让我相信,如果我足够努力,如果我真的想做,我就能做到。

Astronauts are very professional and when they're preparing for launch, they prepare for it as the most serious endeavor of our lives.

宇航员是非常专业的,当他们准备发射时,他们把它作为我们一生中最严肃的努力来准备。

During my career several people have tried to push me out the door... Nobody has succeeded yet.

在我的职业生涯中,有几个人试图把我赶出公司。还没有人成功。

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

当我告诉我的朋友我要成为一名喜剧演员时,他们嘲笑我。

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

以毒攻毒的人往往以灰烬告终。