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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

  • -- Carrot Top 胡萝卜顶

真奇怪，我从来不希望别人有什么不好的，除了两三个前女友。

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I can't speak for all women, but I do think that... I mean, me and my girlfriends, we definitely... we're in crisis on a continuous basis...or at least monthly, for sure, I don't know.

我不能代表所有的女性，但我确实认为……我是说，我和我的女朋友们，我们肯定…我们一直处于危机之中……或者至少每月一次，我不确定。

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You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

你知道，我的梦中情人可能明天就会出现。我长大了，也更聪明了，我想我会成为一个很好的女朋友。我生活在充满浪漫可能性的世界里。

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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

看着你的女儿被她的约会对象接走，感觉就像把一百万美元的斯特拉迪瓦里交给一只大猩猩。

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Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends.

男人是不同的。当他们恋爱时，他们也可能有其他女朋友。

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