This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

  • -- Henny Youngman 汉尼杨曼

这个人过去常带着他的狗去上学。然后他们分开了。他的狗毕业!

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Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever.

是的,我们必须这样分配我们的时间,在我们的政治和我们的方程式之间。但对我来说,我们的方程式要重要得多,因为政治只是当前关注的问题。数学方程式永远成立。

I went through seventh grade in private school. I went to private school from kindergarten to seventh grade.

我在私立学校读七年级。我从幼儿园到七年级都在私立学校上学。

I wish that society's opinion wouldn't be the worst nightmare of someone with low self-esteem.

我希望社会舆论不会成为自卑者的噩梦。

I can't let go of anything because I'm always afraid I'll be left with nothing to hold on to.

我不能放弃任何东西,因为我总是害怕自己会一无所有。