The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

-- Bob Hope 鲍勃·霍普

好消息是耶稣回来了。坏消息是他真的很生气。

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Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

喜剧演员走出去，感受人群。如果不顺利，我们就改变方向。如果我们要把你妈妈扯进来，我们会的。无论我们要做什么。

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The idea of redemption is always good news, even if it means sacrifice or some difficult times.

救赎的想法总是好的，即使它意味着牺牲或一些艰难的时刻。

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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

我只是觉得自己是个喜剧演员，真的。

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Bad news travels fast.

坏事传千里。

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