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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

  • -- Bob Hope 鲍勃·霍普

好消息是耶稣回来了。坏消息是他真的很生气。

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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

我们生活在机器时代。历史上，喜剧演员第一次被迫为自己提供笑话和喜剧素材来与机器竞争。不管他知不知道，这位喜剧演员都在跑步机上逐渐被人遗忘。

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I think everybody in news understands that the audience that watches for more than an hour is not your target audience - because those people are on life support.

我想新闻行业的每个人都明白，看一个多小时电视的观众并不是你的目标观众——因为这些人正在接受生命支持。

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I like to cover news when it happens, not five years later.

我喜欢在新闻发生的时候报道，而不是五年后。

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I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian.

我一直在做喜剧，但我不是喜剧演员。

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