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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我问服务员:“这牛奶新鲜吗?”他说，“女士，三个小时前是草。”

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In the summer you want fresh, light and sort of quick things; in winter you want things that are comforting, so your body really tells you you want to go towards potatoes, apples, fennel, things that are warm and comforting. And loin of pork.

在夏天，你想要新鲜、轻而快的东西;在冬天，你想要舒服的东西，所以你的身体告诉你，你想要土豆、苹果、茴香，那些温暖舒适的东西。还有猪腰肉。

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But the worst of all is, according to the old phrase, while the grass grows, the horse starves, but the man of money is the man for Nova Scotia. Those may do extremely well.

但最糟糕的是，根据一句老话，草长了，马就饿死了，但有钱人是新斯科舍省的人。这些可能会做得非常好。

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We're going in really fresh. We're going to have fresh legs and bodies, we're going to be able to stay the distance, and that's our goal.

我们要重新开始。我们将拥有新鲜的腿和身体，我们将能够保持距离，这就是我们的目标。

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I used my imagination to make the grass whatever color I wanted it to be.

我用我的想象力把草变成我想要的任何颜色。

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The cow is milked, not the ox; the sheep is shorn, not the horse.

牛是挤奶的，牛不是挤奶的;剪羊毛的是羊，不是马。

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God gives the milk, but not the pail.

上帝给牛奶，但不给桶。

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