I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我问服务员:“这牛奶新鲜吗?”他说,“女士,三个小时前是草。”

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In the summer you want fresh, light and sort of quick things; in winter you want things that are comforting, so your body really tells you you want to go towards potatoes, apples, fennel, things that are warm and comforting. And loin of pork.

在夏天,你想要新鲜、轻而快的东西;在冬天,你想要舒服的东西,所以你的身体告诉你,你想要土豆、苹果、茴香,那些温暖舒适的东西。还有猪腰肉。

If art has a purpose, it is to interpret life, reproduce it in fresh visions.

如果艺术有一个目的,那就是诠释生活,用新的视角再现生活。

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

我不相信你必须是一头奶牛才能知道牛奶是什么。

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

这山望着那山高,这山望着那山高。

Grass fears the frost, frost fears the sun.

草怕霜,霜怕太阳。

Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

那么奶酪是什么呢?尸体的牛奶。