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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我问服务员:“这牛奶新鲜吗?”他说，“女士，三个小时前是草。”

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Robots do not hold on to life. They can't. They have nothing to hold on with - no soul, no instinct. Grass has more will to live than they do.

机器人抓不住生命。他们不能。他们没有任何依靠——没有灵魂，没有本能。草比它们更有生存的意志。

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There is not one blade of grass, there is no color in this world that is not intended to make us rejoice.

世界上没有一根草是不让我们快乐的，世界上没有一种颜色不是让我们快乐的。

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If an actor knows how to milk a cow, I always know it will not be difficult to be in business with him.

如果一个演员知道如何挤牛奶，我总是知道和他做生意并不难。

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I will be really happy once I have done my jail time. I can start fresh.

一旦我完成了我的监狱生活，我将会非常开心。我可以重新开始。

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I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

我不相信你必须是一头奶牛才能知道牛奶是什么。

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