I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我打碎了一面镜子,倒霉了七年,但我的律师认为他能给我五年。

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I love driving, but sometimes, I'm not too good at it because I spend too much time looking in the rearview mirror if I know I'm being followed. You don't respond like, 'Oh, there's paparazzi.' It's more like, 'There's a man, and he's going to attack me.' That's how your body responds.

我喜欢开车,但是有时候,我不太擅长开车,因为如果我知道有人在跟踪我,我就会花太多时间看后视镜。你不会这样回答,‘哦,有狗仔队。这更像是在说,有个人要攻击我。这就是你的身体的反应。

Yes, long hours and a hard life for my parents, but for a six to seven year old every new day dawned with fresh excitement when you have not a care in the world, and so much to learn and witness.

是的,对我的父母来说,工作时间很长,生活也很艰辛,但对一个六到七岁的孩子来说,每一天都是崭新的兴奋,当你在这个世界上无忧无虑的时候,有那么多东西要学习和见证。

Like water which can clearly mirror the sky and the trees only so long as its surface is undisturbed, the mind can only reflect the true image of the Self when it is tranquil and wholly relaxed.

就像水一样,只有在表面不受干扰的情况下,才能清楚地反映出天空和树木,只有在内心平静和完全放松的时候,才能反映出真实的自我形象。

Of course, some would say if you have a performing inclination, then you should become a lawyer. That's a platform we use, or a priest. You know, anywhere you lecture and pontificate to people.

当然,有些人会说,如果你有表演的倾向,那么你应该成为一名律师。这是我们使用的平台,或者牧师。你知道,无论你在哪里演讲,向人们发表演说。

My earliest attempts at writing were when I was seven. I would sit at the piano and transcribe the songs I heard on the radio. I'd change little things in the music and write different lyrics.

我最早的写作尝试是在我七岁的时候。我会坐在钢琴前,把我在收音机里听到的歌曲抄录下来。我会改变音乐中的一些小细节,写不同的歌词。

I'm trying to get hold of them... the trouble is a lot of the companies that recorded and produced the albums went bust, so I don't know where to get the masters.

我正试着联系他们…问题是很多录制和制作专辑的公司都破产了,所以我不知道去哪里找大师。

I set myself one task, which was to get Labour on to the front foot, back in the game, making the weather on the economy, and that's going to take me a year.

我给自己设定了一个任务,那就是让劳动力重新回到工作中来,为经济创造良好的环境,这将花费我一年的时间。

A chief called Lawyer, because he was a great talker, took the lead in the council, and sold nearly all the Nez Perce country.

一个名叫律师的酋长,因为他很健谈,在议会中起了带头作用,几乎卖掉了整个内兹佩尔斯。

You've got to work things out in the cloakroom, and when you've got them worked out, you can debate a little before you vote.

你必须在衣帽间里解决问题,当你解决了问题之后,你可以在投票前进行一点辩论。

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

我们的猫是善良的鸽贝,她认为世界是她的,她找到一个舒适的地方,然后我们宠物龟羊咕噜咕噜叫。

The Boomers have modeled a set of bad habits, and one grand gesture is not going to unwind all those bad habits.

婴儿潮时期出生的人已经形成了一套坏习惯的模型,而一个宏大的姿态不会消除所有这些坏习惯。

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

如果你从来没有扔雪球的冲动,衰老的过程就会牢牢地把你抓在手中。

Give me five minutes with a person's checkbook, and I will tell you where their heart is.

给我五分钟,给我一个人的支票簿,我会告诉你他们的心在哪里。

When you get up there in years, the fairways get longer and the holes get smaller.

几年之后,球道变长了,洞也变小了。

It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral.

一直保持明智是不明智的,就像永远参加葬礼一样。

About a year ago, out of the blue, I just wrote a bunch of songs.

大约一年前,我突然写了一堆歌。

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

你得有钱才会有那样的秋千。