I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我打碎了一面镜子,倒霉了七年,但我的律师认为他能给我五年。

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You know the circus performer who spins the plates in the air you know, and he'll spin six or seven plates in the air? Acting sometimes is kind of that guy spinning all those plates in the air but in your head and in your body.

你知道那个在空中旋转盘子的马戏团演员吗,他会在空中旋转六七个盘子?表演有时候就像一个人在空中旋转所有的盘子但是在你的大脑和身体里。

I always wear beige, black or white. For one thing I look good in them. For another, when I'm beside a star at a fitting, and she looks into the mirror, I don't want to be competing in any way.

我总是穿米色、黑色或白色的衣服。首先,我穿它们很好看。另一方面,当我在试衣时站在一位明星旁边,她看着镜子时,我不想以任何方式竞争。

My earliest attempts at writing were when I was seven. I would sit at the piano and transcribe the songs I heard on the radio. I'd change little things in the music and write different lyrics.

我最早的写作尝试是在我七岁的时候。我会坐在钢琴前,把我在收音机里听到的歌曲抄录下来。我会改变音乐中的一些小细节,写不同的歌词。

We charted individual pitches by hand, so I had that data from game to game, but from year to year, I didn't really have that data, because a lot of times it was discarded.

我们手工绘制了个人投球的图表,所以我从一场比赛到另一场比赛都有这些数据,但是年复一年,我并没有真正的数据,因为很多时候这些数据都被丢弃了。

I'm trying to get hold of them... the trouble is a lot of the companies that recorded and produced the albums went bust, so I don't know where to get the masters.

我正试着联系他们…问题是很多录制和制作专辑的公司都破产了,所以我不知道去哪里找大师。

A chief called Lawyer, because he was a great talker, took the lead in the council, and sold nearly all the Nez Perce country.

一个名叫律师的酋长,因为他很健谈,在议会中起了带头作用,几乎卖掉了整个内兹佩尔斯。

I have to work at tunes to get them to come out. Sometimes I'll sit there for four or five hours and get absolutely nothing.

我得调音才能把它们调出来。有时我会在那里坐上四五个小时,什么也得不到。

I'm the kind of girl who thinks about what she's gonna cook for dinner when she's finishing her lunch.

我是那种吃完午饭后还想着晚饭要做什么的女孩。

Give me five minutes with a person's checkbook, and I will tell you where their heart is.

给我五分钟,给我一个人的支票簿,我会告诉你他们的心在哪里。

Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror.

美是真理的微笑,当她在一面完美的镜子里看到她自己的脸时。

The great difficulty in education is to get experience out of ideas.

教育的最大困难是从思想中获得经验。

There is no odor so bad as that which arises from goodness tainted.

没有一种气味比被善污染的气味更难闻。

Congress can't take the year off, election or no election.

不管有没有选举,国会都不能休假一年。

A penny is a lot of money, if you have not got a penny.

如果你没有一分钱,一分钱是一大笔钱。

I was a trial lawyer when I was elected to Congress.

我当选国会议员时是一名出庭辩护律师。

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

你得有钱才会有那样的秋千。

He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.

轻浮的人以为世界在转动。

Having a bad haircut can be quite traumatic!

剪个糟糕的发型会给你带来很大的创伤!