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Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

  • -- Demetri Martin 德米特里·马丁

尤其是单口喜剧，我喜欢笑话。我喜欢简洁、有条理的想法和妙语。

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I don't have role models or watch much TV. I go to awards ceremonies but often I don't even know who the people are. I think that's good, because then you don't have preconceived ideas about them.

我没有榜样，也不怎么看电视。我去参加颁奖典礼，但通常我甚至不知道那些人是谁。我认为这很好，因为这样你就不会对他们有先入为主的想法。

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It's very difficult for my body to recover after workouts now that I'm older, so we have to keep them short, which means they're extremely difficult and intense. It sucks.

现在我年纪大了，我的身体很难在锻炼后恢复，所以我们必须保持锻炼时间短，这意味着锻炼非常困难，而且强度很大。它糟透了。

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Life is hard. It is not too short, it is too long. But you have to learn how to live; you have to have a sense of humour.

生活是困难的。它不是太短，而是太长。但你必须学会如何生活;你必须有幽默感。

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I have big ideas. If you don't like them, don't vote for me.

我有伟大的想法。如果你不喜欢他们，就不要投我的票。

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