My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

-- Ray Romano 雷罗马诺

我所有的钱都是我妻子赚的。我每天早上只得到一个苹果和干净的衣服。

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Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in him. I've listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that's a load of mince as well.

他不会让我笑。我想我很有幽默感，但我看不出他有什么幽默感。我星期六早上在收音机上听了他的节目，那也是一堆废话。

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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

当一个男人退休时，他的妻子得到丈夫的两倍，但只有一半的收入。

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Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.

中年是男人一生中最先注意到的阶段——在他的妻子身上。

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I squeeze oranges every morning to make juice.

我每天早晨榨桔子汁。

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