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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

  • -- Mark Twain 马克·吐温

首先，上帝创造了傻瓜。那是练习。然后他制作了校董会。

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As a planning board commissioner, I have to review the applications for development throughout the city, and the bulk of those applications have been for the waterfront. I think the progress the waterfront has made is amazing.

作为规划委员会委员，我必须检讨整个城市的发展申请，而大部分申请都是有关海傍的。我认为海滨的进步是惊人的。

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I've been fortunate Daytona is a place I've run better than anywhere else, and that's a big race. Maybe it has to do with attention and pressure and the drive to do well when a lot of people are watching.

我很幸运，代托纳是我跑得最好的地方，这是一场重要的比赛。也许这与注意力和压力有关，以及在很多人观看时想要做好的动力。

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Shields were generally made of wood, covered with leather, or some similar substance. To secure them, in some sort, from being cut through by the sword, they were surrounded with a hoop of metal.

盾牌一般由木头制成，用皮革或类似的材料覆盖。为了不让他们被刀剑刺穿，他们被一圈铁箍围住。

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It's always, 'Are you the runner girl?' I say, 'My name is Sally actually.' I used to always get that at school as well, 'Are you the runner girl?' I'm not even the runner girl, I'm a hurdler.

总是说，‘你是那个跑步女孩吗?我说，“我的名字其实是莎莉。”“我以前在学校也经常听到这样的话，‘你是那个跑步女孩吗?’”她说，我甚至不是跑步女孩，我是跨栏运动员。

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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

我认为每个人都应该上大学，拿到学位，然后做六个月的酒保和六个月的出租车司机。这样他们才会真正受到教育。

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I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive.

我没有天赋。我不唱歌，不跳舞，也不演戏，尽管围绕着那个小细节工作让我有了创造力。

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When I began going to school and learned to read, I encountered stories of other people and other lands.

当我开始上学并学习阅读时，我遇到了其他人和其他国家的故事。

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If something comes to life in others because of you, then you have made an approach to immortality.

如果某样东西因为你而活在别人身上，那么你就接近了不朽。

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There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man.

这个国家有很多白痴，他们应该和普通人一样得到代表。

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Practice meditation regularly. Meditation leads to eternal bliss. Therefore meditate, meditate.

定期练习冥想。冥想带来永恒的幸福。所以冥想,冥想。

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If we tried to write about politics, you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots.

如果我们试着写政治，你会发现我们都是一群白痴。

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People place such importance on the external. It's disgusting.

人们如此重视外在。很恶心。

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Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

我推荐一条规则:永远不要同时做两件坏事。

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Before you can score you must first have a goal.

在你进球之前，你必须先有一个目标。

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Illusion is the first of the pleasures.

幻想是人生的第一乐趣。

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