I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

  • -- Joan Rivers 琼·里弗斯

当我看到我的沐浴玩具是一个烤面包机和一台收音机时,我知道我是一个被遗弃的婴儿。

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Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. The older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

要明白朋友来来去去,但你应该把握住一些珍贵的朋友。你年纪越大,就越需要那些在你年轻时就认识你的人。

I don't listen to the radio too much, but usually I listen to Stanley Brothers and Ralph Stanley more than I do anybody!

我不常听收音机,但通常我比任何人都更喜欢听史丹利兄弟和拉尔夫史丹利的歌!

Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.

爱那些在别人看不到你的时候看到你的人。

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

要不是有这些礼物,私奔是更好的选择。

When I saw you I fell in love. And you smiled because you knew.

我一见到你就爱上你了。你笑了,因为你知道。

Never knew it would be so hard to lose someone i never had.

从未想过失去一个从未拥有过的人会如此痛苦。

It is difficult to get played at my age on the radio.

在我这个年纪很难在电台上播放。

Pop knew absolutely nothing about pro football.

爸爸对职业足球一无所知。

I think I'll take a bath in his blood.

我想我要在他的血里洗个澡。

I like that I make toys.

我喜欢做玩具。