I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

  • -- George Carlin 乔治·卡林

我和教皇一样有权威,只是没有那么多人相信。

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My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

妈妈对我说:“如果你是一名士兵,你就会成为一名将军。”如果你是个和尚,你就会成为教皇。”相反,我是个画家,后来成了毕加索。

You do not lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership.

你不能打别人的头来领导别人——那是攻击,不是领导。

The faith that stands on authority is not faith.

立在权柄上的信心,不是信心。

I would like to be Pope if I could.

如果可以的话,我想当教皇。