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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.

  • -- Scott Roeben 斯科特·鲁本

我参加了一个游戏节目。当我输了，他们给了我一个可爱的临别礼物。那是一把梳子。

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I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense.

我不太喜欢黄色笑话。这有点低于我的身份。我不太喜欢开玩笑——当我这么说的时候，我确信我会这么做——完全以别人为代价。

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People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.

人们看到我笑，讲笑话，但他们不知道节目结束后，我在我的生活，在我的心里没有快乐。

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