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It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

很奇怪…人们说他们不像猿。那你怎么解释足球呢?

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I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

我喜欢在早上的吐司上写“我不敢相信这不是黄油”，因为有时候当我吃早餐的时候，我喜欢怀疑。早餐怎么样?难以置信。

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I'm not out there sweating for three hours every day just to find out what it feels like to sweat.

我不是每天在外面流汗三个小时，只是为了找出出汗的感觉。

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