My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

  • -- Tim Allen 蒂姆·艾伦

我妈妈说男人活着的唯一原因是草坪保养和车辆保养。

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My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'

我男朋友一直跟我说我得有自己的东西。所以,首先我买了这辆车。然后他告诉我,我应该买一所房子。“为什么一个房子吗?“嗯,你得有个地方停车。”

Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels.

宜家的员工不会开豪车,也不会住豪华酒店。