I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

我不打算优雅地变老。我打算做面部拉皮手术,直到我的耳朵合拢为止。

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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

我已经准备好去见造物主了。我的创造者是否准备好迎接与我相遇的严峻考验是另一回事。

You meet new people. We just spent two hours with people we didn't know before, just talking about the Badgers.

结识新朋友。我们只是花了两个小时和以前不认识的人在一起,谈论獾。

Your face is marked with lines of life, put there by love and laughter, suffering and tears. It's beautiful.

你的脸上布满了生命的印记,爱与欢笑、痛苦与泪水交织在一起。它是美丽的。

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

除非你和一个男人离婚,否则你永远不会真正了解他。

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

在夏娃到来之前,这是一个男人的世界。

I'm partly obsessed by aging gracefully.

我有些痴迷于优雅地变老。