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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我的厨艺太差了，我的孩子们以为感恩节是为了纪念珍珠港。

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My parents were liberal intellectuals but even they expected me to stay at home and look after my younger siblings and do the housework.

我的父母是自由派知识分子，但他们甚至希望我呆在家里照顾弟弟妹妹，做家务。

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My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round.

我最喜欢的一餐是火鸡和土豆泥。我爱感恩节，它是我最喜欢的。我可以有一年到头的感恩节。

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I'm a new mum who spends her days making baby food and cooking for her man. And I couldn't be happier.

我是一个新妈妈，每天都在为她的丈夫做婴儿食品和做饭。我高兴极了。

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I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.

我看着妈妈把生命浪费在家务上，发誓我永远不会那样做。戴夫做饭。

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I like to get where the cabbage is cooking and catch the scents.

我喜欢到卷心菜正在煮的地方去闻味道。

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