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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我的厨艺太差了，我的孩子们以为感恩节是为了纪念珍珠港。

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Your idea of that dish has evolved, and if you're a cook, you can start thinking in different ways about it, maybe even a different way than I think about it.

你对那道菜的想法已经进化了，如果你是一个厨师，你可以开始用不同的方式来思考它，甚至可以用不同于我的方式来思考它。

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Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

家务劳动是唯一一项男人可以一直不称职的活动，因为人们认为他们在其他方面都很能干。

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Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.

最好的是把一切都保存在一颗纯洁、平静的心里，让每一次跳动都有一个感恩，每一次呼吸都有一首歌。

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I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.

我看着妈妈把生命浪费在家务上，发誓我永远不会那样做。戴夫做饭。

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You wouldn't know it but I'm no good at... cooking. My chef does that.

你可能不知道，但我不擅长……烹饪。我的厨师就是这么做的。

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Thank God for the journey.

感谢上帝赐予我们这段旅程。

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