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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

  • -- Burt Reynolds 伯特·雷诺兹

对于一般男人来说，婚姻是洗衣服最昂贵的方式。

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I was glad to hear of that determination as I detest the practice of cousins marrying or any marriage between persons in which there can be traced the most distant relationship. I go for the improvement instead of the deterioration of our race.

我很高兴听到这个决定，因为我讨厌堂兄弟姐妹结婚，讨厌任何可以追溯到最遥远关系的人结婚。我追求进步而不是我们种族的堕落。

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Three things you cannot comprehend: the mind of a woman, the working of bees, and the ebb and flow of the tide.

有三件事是你无法理解的:女人的心思，蜜蜂的工作，潮水的涨落。

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Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.

没有什么比在妈妈面前说“乳房”这个词更能让你觉得自己可能需要多年的治疗了。

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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

让妻子让丈夫高兴地回家，让他让她难过地看到他离开。

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Let me be clear. I support the definition of marriage as a union between a man and a woman.

让我说清楚。我支持将婚姻定义为一男一女之间的结合。

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We are only as good as our last decision.

我们最后的决定有多好就有多好。

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