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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

  • -- Burt Reynolds 伯特·雷诺兹

对于一般男人来说，婚姻是洗衣服最昂贵的方式。

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Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.

没有什么比在妈妈面前说“乳房”这个词更能让你觉得自己可能需要多年的治疗了。

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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

已婚夫妇能够日复一日地生活在一起，这是梵蒂冈一直忽视的奇迹。

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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

让妻子让丈夫高兴地回家，让他让她难过地看到他离开。

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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

婚姻就像一个银行账户。你把它放进去，拿出来，你就失去了兴趣。

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Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

求偶之于婚姻，犹如一出枯燥乏味的戏剧的诙谐开场白。

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love all ...but don't allow all to love you..

爱所有…但不要让所有人都爱你。

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