A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

  • -- Jerry Seinfeld 杰里·森菲尔德

一个两岁的孩子就像有一个搅拌机,但是你没有一个顶部来装它。

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Before babies, I worked very hard to make sure I understood my surroundings and figured out where I fit in the world, whether it was at work or in a social situation.

在生孩子之前,我非常努力地工作,以确保我了解周围的环境,弄清楚自己在这个世界上的位置,无论是在工作中还是在社交场合。

I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy.

我喂过孩子,我本可以把他们扔了,但我没有。我决定无论我要去哪里,他们都要和我一起去。你在看一个真正的爸爸。