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I made a deal with sharks. I don't swim near them and they don't play cricket.

  • -- J.E. Fison J.E.菲森

我和鲨鱼做了个交易。我不在他们附近游泳，他们也不打板球。

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Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees.

伟大的歌曲不是长在树上的，但是很多歌曲都是写在伟大的树上的。

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I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.

我不敢相信她活了这么久。上帝一定在躲避她。

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