My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我叔叔的遗愿——他要我坐在他的腿上。他坐在电椅上。

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I want my daughter to look at the world through the underside of a glass-bottom boat, to look through a microscope at the galaxies that exist on the pinpoint of a human mind.

我想让我的女儿透过一艘玻璃底船的底部来观察这个世界,透过一个显微镜来观察存在于人类心灵尖端的星系。

Human humour often consists of pretending to wish something does not really wish.

人类的幽默常常是由假装希望的东西并不是真正的希望组成的。