To keep a secret, tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

  • -- Lemony Snicket 雷蒙·斯尼奇

为了保守秘密,把它告诉你认识的每一个人,但要假装你在开玩笑。

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The main secret for a horse that is heavy upon the hand, is for the rider to have a very light one; for when he finds nothing to bear upon with his mouth, he infallibly throws himself upon the haunches for his own security.

对于一匹手上很重的马来说,主要的秘诀是骑手要有一匹很轻的马;因为当他找不到什么东西可以用他的嘴来支撑时,他就会为了自己的安全,毫无疑问地把自己摔在地上。

I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'

我的胳膊肘弯曲的方向不对,我站在电梯里,电梯门会关上,我会假装我的胳膊被夹住了,然后我会大叫,“哎哟,哎哟,把它放回去!”

Sometimes when we think we are keeping a secret, the secret is actually keeping us.

有时候,当我们认为自己在保守一个秘密时,这个秘密实际上是在保守我们自己。

I don't know what else I could do but pretend to be an actor.

我不知道除了假装演员我还能做什么。