A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

  • -- Joey Adams 乔伊·亚当斯

精神病学家会问你很多昂贵的问题,而你的妻子却什么都不问。

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People ask me, 'What do you do?' And I tell them I'm a writer, but always with the silent reservation, 'I am, of course, not really a writer. Hemingway was a writer.'

人们问我,‘你是做什么的?我告诉他们我是一名作家,但总是带着沉默的保留。海明威是个作家。”

A miracle... my biggest accomplishment is my marriage so far. Because it's hard, everyone knows it's hard.

一个奇迹……到目前为止,我最大的成就是我的婚姻。因为这很难,每个人都知道这很难。

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

一半精神病学家的病人是因为他们结了婚才去看他,另一半则是因为他们没有结婚。

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

让妻子让丈夫高兴地回家,让他让她难过地看到他离开。

I always say, better ask forgiveness than permission.

我总是说,请求原谅比请求许可好。

The night's too short to warrant marrying poor.

夜太短了,不值得嫁给穷人。