There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

  • -- Phyllis Diller 迪勒

我的银行账户里几乎没有钱了,我的风景支票显示出了贫民区。

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I mean, Dodd-Frank is strangling small community banks. It doesn't make any difference what the interest rate is. They're not - they're not going to loan the money because they can't make any money for one thing plus the cost of compliance.

我的意思是,多德-弗兰克法案正在扼杀小型社区银行。利率是多少无所谓。他们不会贷款因为他们不能为一件事赚到钱再加上合规成本。

The pretended physical philosophy of modern days strips Man of all his moral attributes, or holds them of no account in the estimate of his origin and place in the created world.

现代的假物理哲学剥夺了人的一切道德属性,或者在估计他的起源和在被创造的世界中的地位时不考虑这些属性。

I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright.

我知道我侄女在附近的一家银行工作,所以我妻子给她母亲打了个电话,她母亲回电话说她刚刚打电话来说她很好。

Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

没有什么比讲述不幸的经历更能缩短一段愉快的旅程了。

I think there's an element where people get very comfortable in their ghetto. Which is fair enough.

我认为有一种因素使人们在自己的贫民区感到非常舒适。这很公平。

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

我们似乎无法阻止犯罪,所以为什么不将其合法化,然后对其征税呢?

I'm living proof that you can make it out of the ghetto.

我就是活生生的例子,证明你能走出贫民窟。

So don't applaud. Just send me the check.

所以不要鼓掌。把支票寄给我就行了。

Thug Life to me is dead.

暴徒的生活对我来说已经死了。