But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.

  • -- David Sedaris 大卫·塞达拉斯

但我是个幽默作家。我不是记者,我从来没有假装成记者。

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Often I pretended to a cameraman to know less than I did. That way I got more cooperation.

我经常对摄影师假装知道得比我少。这样我得到了更多的合作。

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

作为一名老记者,我们有一些秘密,第一件事是我们尝试电话簿。

Early in life I had noticed that no event is ever correctly reported in a newspaper.

我早年就注意到报纸上从来没有正确报道过任何事件。