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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

  • -- Chuck Palahniuk 恰克·帕拉尼克

也许人类只是上帝冲进马桶的宠物鳄鱼。

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Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.

你的车应该自己开。我们让人类开车，这对我来说太神奇了……汽车发明于计算机之前，这是一个错误。

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Maybe it's the hair. Maybe it's the teeth. Maybe it's the intellect. No, it's the hair.

也许是头发的问题。也许是牙齿的问题。也许是智力的问题。不，是头发。

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I'm not a big reggae dude. I have maybe two other reggae albums.

我不是一个雷鬼。我还有两张雷鬼专辑。

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Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans.

宠物比大多数人更有爱心和同情心。

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Humans are the most gloriously bizarre creatures.

人类是最奇异的生物。

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Humans. Sometimes they make chimps look smart.

人类。有时候它们让黑猩猩看起来很聪明。

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