If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

  • -- Johnny Carson 约翰尼·卡森

如果多样性是生活的调味品,那么婚姻就是剩下的垃圾邮件的大罐子。

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I am hoping this is my year to have children. I understand that I am possibly more European in my views of marriage. I am not going to say I'm not going to get married, but it's not my priority.

我希望今年我能有孩子。我知道我对婚姻的看法可能更欧洲化。我不会说我不结婚,但这不是我的首要任务。

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.

在婚姻中,男人变得懒散和自私,并经历了他的道德存在的脂肪退化。