I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

  • -- Paula Poundstone 庞德斯通

我没有银行账户,因为我不知道我母亲的娘家姓。

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In history, one gathers clues like a detective, tries to present an honest account of what most likely happened, and writes a narrative according to what we know and, where we aren't absolutely sure, what might be most likely to have happened, within the generally accepted rules of evidence and sources.

在历史上,一个像一个侦探收集线索,试图呈现一个诚实的最可能发生的事情,和写一个故事根据我们所知道的,我们不确定,可能是最有可能发生了什么,在普遍接受的证据规则和来源。

I am an intelligent river which has reflected successively all the banks before which it has flowed by meditating only on the images offered by those changing shores.

我是一条智慧的河流,它只对那些不断变化的海岸所提供的形象进行冥想,从而依次反映出它流经的所有河岸。

I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, you're going to make a lousy comedian.

我曾经有一个理论,如果你有一个美好的童年,美满的婚姻,银行里有一点钱,你就会成为一个糟糕的喜剧演员。

Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

没有什么比讲述不幸的经历更能缩短一段愉快的旅程了。

You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it.

你知道我真正想做什么吗?我想做半个小时的戏剧,里面有喜剧。

The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty, you know you're an artist.

当你为了美丽而欺骗时,你就知道你是一个艺术家。