Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

有没有注意过熨斗是如何设置永久性熨斗的?我不明白。

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Do you ever wonder how many people notice you? But you don't notice them because you are too busy noticing someone else that will never notice you?

你有没有想过有多少人注意到你?但是你没有注意到他们,因为你太忙着去注意一个永远不会注意到你的人?

Our difficulties of the moment must always be dealt with somehow, but our permanent difficulties are difficulties of every moment.

我们一时的困难必须以某种方式加以解决,但是我们永久的困难是每时每刻的困难。

The press may hate me, and I know my battles with them are not over, but that doesn't matter.

媒体可能会恨我,我知道我和他们的斗争还没有结束,但这并不重要。

When a magician lets you notice something on your own, his lie becomes impenetrable.

当一个魔术师让你自己注意到一些东西时,他的谎言就变得不可理喻了。

We are by nature observers, and thereby learners. That is our permanent state.

我们是天生的观察者,因此也是学习者。这是我们的永久状态。

Cause when you press it up. See the way you wiggle it girl.

因为当你按它的时候。看看你扭动的样子,女孩。