I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

  • -- Emo Philips 埃莫飞利浦

有一次我和一个大个子打了一架,他说:“我要用你的脸拖地。”我说:“你会后悔的。”他说,“哦,是吗?为什么?”我说,“嗯,你不可能很好地进入角落。”

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We willed this win. Our team is mature enough to recognize when a critical point comes up and we'll always make a play. We know when it's time to step up and make a play and that's what we did today.

我们志在必得这场胜利。我们的球队已经足够成熟,能够意识到什么时候会出现一个关键时刻,我们会一直努力。我们知道什么时候该上场比赛了,这就是我们今天所做的。

Good men are the stars, the planets of the ages wherein they live, and illustrate the times.

好人是星星,是他们所生活的时代的行星,是时代的写照。