I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

  • -- Emo Philips 埃莫飞利浦

有一次我和一个大个子打了一架,他说:“我要用你的脸拖地。”我说:“你会后悔的。”他说,“哦,是吗?为什么?”我说,“嗯,你不可能很好地进入角落。”

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I think it's also the case that I'm not as widely travelled, or as well-educated in history, as most of the other novelists I meet: so I have to write about my own country, at the present time, because it's more or less all I know about!

我想,同样的情况是,我不像我遇到的大多数其他小说家那样游历广泛,在历史方面也没有受过良好的教育:所以我现在必须写我自己的国家,因为这或多或少是我所知道的全部!

There is something basic about protecting land by taking it off the market. People should be able to enjoy where they live while at the same time protect the plants and animals around them.

通过将土地从市场上撤下来保护土地是有一些基本原则的。人们应该能够享受他们生活的地方,同时保护他们周围的动植物。