If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

  • -- Fred Allen 弗雷德·艾伦

如果我能拿回会员费,我就从人类中辞职。

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The marvelous richness of human experience would lose something of rewarding joy if there were no limitations to overcome. The hilltop hour would not be half so wonderful if there were no dark valleys to traverse.

如果没有需要克服的限制,人类经验的惊人丰富性将失去一些有益的快乐。如果没有黑暗的山谷可供穿越,山顶的时间也不会如此美妙。

Among my activities was membership in the Boy Scouts; I rose each year through the ranks, eventually achieving the rank of Eagle Scout and undertaking leadership roles in the organization.

我的活动包括参加童子军;我每年都在队伍中不断提升,最终达到了鹰童军的级别,并在组织中担任领导角色。

My atheism, like that of Spinoza, is true piety towards the universe and denies only gods fashioned by men in their own image, to be servants of their human interests.

我的无神论,就像斯宾诺莎的无神论一样,是对宇宙真正的虔诚,只否认人类按照自己的形象塑造的神,是人类利益的仆人。

That's the dirty little secret of Mormon growth. Lots of baptisms don't necessarily translate into long-term membership.

这就是摩门教成长的肮脏小秘密。许多洗礼并不一定会转化为长期的会员资格。