Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.

  • -- Donald Sadoway 唐纳德·萨多威

想知道当教授的好处吗?彩色粉笔。

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I think every professor and writer is in some way an exhibitionist because his or her normal activity is a theatrical one. When you give a lesson the situation is the same as writing a book. You have to capture the attention, the complicity of your audience.

我认为每个教授和作家在某种程度上都是一个暴露狂,因为他或她的日常活动是一种戏剧活动。当你上课的时候,情况就像写一本书一样。你必须抓住观众的注意力和同谋。

We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.

我们想到教授今晚出现的崇高目标,我们可以确信,上帝会宽恕任何嘲笑教授的人。

Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.

躺在床上是一种完美的、至高无上的体验,只要你有一支足够长的彩色铅笔在天花板上画画。