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How come every squitty little shitty snotty bastard knows my name?

  • -- Nick Hornby 尼克·霍恩比

为什么每个臭小子都知道我的名字?

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You know, I think anybody who has been in relationships has access to heartbreak - I don't think we have to go far to find it, whether we inflicted the heartbreak or whether we were the recipient of it.

你知道，我认为任何有过恋爱经历的人都有可能心碎——我不认为我们需要走多远就能找到它，无论是我们造成了心碎，还是我们是它的接受者。

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The grass on the other side of the hill may well be greener, but you should always check that there isn't something with teeth and claws crouching in it.

山那边的草可能更绿，但是你应该经常检查一下，看有没有什么东西是带着牙齿和爪子蜷缩在里面的。

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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done.

对于一般男人来说，婚姻是洗衣服最昂贵的方式。

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As long as your name is not Jesus, I can live without you.

只要你的名字不是耶稣，我就可以没有你而活。

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