One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

  • -- Robert Byrne 罗伯特·伯恩

人们离婚的一个原因是他们没有礼物的主意了。

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I have seen some crazy people do some crazy things on my variety show. I have to stop and ask them a lot of the time, just how they figured out that they could do the things that they do, some of it is just plain freaky.

我在我的综艺节目上看到一些疯狂的人做一些疯狂的事情。我不得不停下来问他们很多次,他们是如何发现他们可以做他们所做的事情的,其中一些是非常奇怪的。

I love my man as my fellow; but his scepter, real, or usurped, extends not to me, unless the reason of an individual demands my homage; and even then the submission is to reason, and not to man.

我爱我的男人如同爱我的同胞;但是他的权杖,不管是真的还是被篡夺的,都不会伸向我,除非出于个人的原因需要我的尊敬;就是这样,也是顺服理性,不是顺服人。

For millions of men and women, the church has been the hospital for the soul, the school for the mind and the safe depository for moral ideas.

对于成千上万的男人和女人来说,教堂是灵魂的医院,思想的学校和道德观念的安全储藏所。

You don't make progress by standing on the sidelines, whimpering and complaining. You make progress by implementing ideas.

如果你只是站在一旁,呜咽和抱怨,你是不会取得进步的。你通过实施想法来取得进步。

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning.

理性是真理的自然秩序;但是想象力是意义的器官。

I'm a private person. I'm shy about people knowing things.

我是个注重隐私的人。我害怕别人知道事情。