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My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

  • -- Darynda Jones 达林达·琼斯

我的人生目标是以我的名字命名的精神疾病。

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Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies.

假装疯了，说很多话。然后——这是最重要的一点——什么也不做，直到你绝对必须这样做，然后确保每个人都死了。

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Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.

女人对待我们(男人)就像人类对待上帝一样——她们崇拜我们，不断地打扰我们做些什么。

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