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I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.

  • -- Brian Francis 布莱恩·弗朗西斯

我不敢相信她活了这么久。上帝一定在躲避她。

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One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.

当作家的一个问题是，你所有的白痴作品都还在某个地方出版。我强烈支持纸张回收。

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A dog has got human eyes.

狗有人类的眼睛。

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