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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

  • -- Scott Adams 史考特·亚当斯

弥补大脑微小缺陷的一种方法就是装死。

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I enjoyed having a reputation as being wild, but these days I try not to worry about what people think in the privacy of their own brain or what they write in the bizarre publicity of their own newspapers, because all of those things are meaningless.

我享受着狂野的名声，但这些天，我试着不去担心人们在自己大脑的隐私里想些什么，或者他们在自己报纸的奇怪宣传中写些什么，因为所有这些都是毫无意义的。

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I was always trying to make up for my size, to compensate. So to get people to take you seriously, you have to come at things with a great deal of strength. You have to emphasize that the way you are is unusual. That you don't come along every day.

我总是试图弥补我的尺寸，以弥补。所以，要让人们认真对待你，你必须在处理事情的时候有很大的力量。你必须强调自己的与众不同。你不是每天都来的。

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I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'

我的胳膊肘弯曲的方向不对，我站在电梯里，电梯门会关上，我会假装我的胳膊被夹住了，然后我会大叫，“哎哟，哎哟，把它放回去!”

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I am active in brain storming with our people, our strategists, in Thailand.

在泰国，我积极地与我们的人民、我们的战略家进行头脑风暴。

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I like to pretend that my art has nothing to do with me.

我喜欢假装我的艺术与我无关。

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