One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

  • -- Scott Adams 史考特·亚当斯

弥补大脑微小缺陷的一种方法就是装死。

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I was always trying to make up for my size, to compensate. So to get people to take you seriously, you have to come at things with a great deal of strength. You have to emphasize that the way you are is unusual. That you don't come along every day.

我总是试图弥补我的尺寸,以弥补。所以,要让人们认真对待你,你必须在处理事情的时候有很大的力量。你必须强调自己的与众不同。你不是每天都来的。

When you put on the suits, when you pretend you're honest and you're robbing at a far higher level, these guys deserve to... well, to be in my novels, and I have special fates reserved for them.

当你穿上西装,当你假装你很诚实,你在更高层次上抢劫,这些家伙应该……嗯,在我的小说里,我为他们保留了特殊的命运。

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face.

网络空间无法补偿真实空间。我们从面对面的交谈中获益。

Anybody can cut prices, but it takes brains to produce a better article.

任何人都可以降价,但要想做出更好的商品,就需要动脑筋。

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

幽默是迄今为止人类大脑最重要的活动。

I try never to wear my own clothes, I pretend I'm someone else.

我试着从不穿自己的衣服,我假装自己是别人。