She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

  • -- Henny Youngman 汉尼杨曼

她结过很多次婚,脸上都有白纹。

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More and more the world is growing to love a lover, and one has only to read the newspapers to see how sympathetic are the times to any generous and adventurous display of the passions.

世界上越来越多的人爱上了自己的爱人,只要看看报纸,就会发现这个时代对任何慷慨和冒险的激情流露是多么地同情。

I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone... it's a joke!

我总是在现实生活中道歉。我说一些可笑的事情,我经常犯错。但当我站在舞台上,我对着麦克风……这是一个笑话!

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

当你有了孩子,爱是自然而然的,当你结婚,爱是挣来的。

Anybody's marriage might benefit from an occasional embargo on talk.

任何人的婚姻都可能从偶尔的谈话禁令中受益。