I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

-- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我不得不停了一会儿车……轮胎晕眩了。

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I'm a big believer in everybody being themselves. If not doing a swimsuit calendar is yourself, that's great. But if doing a swimsuit calendar is yourself, then you should be able to do it. What I do outside the car adds to who I am and expresses a different side of me.

我坚信每个人都要做自己。如果你自己不做泳装日历，那很好。但是如果你自己做一个泳装日历，那么你应该能够做到。我在车外所做的一切增加了我的个性，表达了我不同的一面。

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We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, What's wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up?

我们对待人就像对待汽车一样。我们带这个可怜的孩子去看医生，问他怎么了，要花多少钱，我什么时候能去接他?

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