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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

为什么他们不把整个飞机都用那个黑匣子做。

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Before we had airplanes and astronauts, we really thought that there was an actual place beyond the clouds, somewhere over the rainbow. There was an actual place, and we could go above the clouds and find it there.

在我们有飞机和宇航员之前，我们真的认为有一个真正的地方在云层之外，在彩虹之上。有一个真实的地方，我们可以在云层之上找到它。

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One day, someone said to me, 'Do you want to go jump out of an airplane?' I felt like I had nothing to lose anymore, so I said, 'Why not?' And every day since then, I ask myself that question.

有一天，有人对我说，‘你想从飞机上跳下来吗?“我觉得我再也没有什么可以失去的了，所以我说，‘为什么不呢?从那以后，我每天都在问自己这个问题。

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Now it would be as absurd to deny the existence of God, because we cannot see him, as it would be to deny the existence of the air or wind, because we cannot see it.

因为我们看不见上帝而否认上帝的存在，就像因为我们看不见空气或风而否认空气或风的存在一样荒谬。

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I realized that we were all sort of conspiring, well, not conspiring against each other, but all this cloak and dagger stuff and I was like; what is this?

我意识到我们都在密谋，嗯，不是互相密谋，而是所有这些斗篷和匕首之类的东西。这是什么?

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All of the good stuff is going to be done in the future. The stuff we are doing now is crummy compared with what will finally mature.

所有好的事情都将在未来完成。与最终成熟的东西相比，我们现在正在做的事情是微不足道的。

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Maturity is often more absurd than youth and very frequently is most unjust to youth.

成熟往往比青春更荒唐，而且往往对青春最不公平。

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