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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

  • -- Benny Hill 本尼·希尔

女孩就像钢琴。当他们不正直的时候，他们是伟大的。

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For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.

在大多数情况下，钢琴对我来说是女性的。有时他们是堤坝，他们总是很有趣。

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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

当她开始演奏时，施坦威亲自来到钢琴前，把他的名字从钢琴上擦掉。

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There is only one position for an artist anywhere; and that is upright.

一个艺术家在任何地方都只有一个职位;这是竖直的。

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I signed Koufax for fourteen grand and a hot dog.

我以一万四千美元和一个热狗签了库法克斯。

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I have never met one person who likes Grand Funk.

我从来没有遇到过一个喜欢放克乐的人。

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