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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

  • -- Benny Hill 本尼·希尔

女孩就像钢琴。当他们不正直的时候，他们是伟大的。

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I heard a young black pianist. He was a teenager, I was eight years old, and he was playing boogie-woogie, and he just knocked me out. He thought he was alone in the old barn on the beat-up upright piano, but I was hiding in the corner so he wouldn't see me.

我听到一个年轻的黑人钢琴家。他是个十几岁的孩子，我八岁，他在玩布吉-伍吉，他把我打晕了。他以为只有他一个人坐在破旧的谷仓里的立式钢琴上，但我却躲在角落里，这样他就看不见我了。

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For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.

在大多数情况下，钢琴对我来说是女性的。有时他们是堤坝，他们总是很有趣。

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In tennis it's easy to get greedy - and one Grand Slam doesn't feel enough any more.

在网球运动中，人们很容易变得贪心，而一个大满贯的感觉已经不够了。

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There is only one position for an artist anywhere; and that is upright.

一个艺术家在任何地方都只有一个职位;这是竖直的。

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I felt grand juries were illegal and coercive.

我觉得大陪审团是非法的，是强制性的。

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