优文网

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我有漂亮的孩子。谢天谢地，我妻子欺骗了我。

标签

Wife Kids

相关名言

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

孩子们需要记住，当你在推特上放东西的时候，这并不像和你的朋友窃窃私语，你已经把它放在了一个全世界，包括你自己的孩子有一天都能看到的广告牌上。

阅读 +

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.

不爱妻不爱子的，就在家里养母狮，筑窝哀愁。

阅读 +

The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure.

战争爆发后，我和妻子去了瑞士，我们正在那里接受治疗。

阅读 +

I'm so busy right now, it's the beginning of the hockey season for my kids.

我现在很忙，这是我孩子们曲棍球赛季的开始。

阅读 +

热门话题