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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我有漂亮的孩子。谢天谢地，我妻子欺骗了我。

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Baking is how you start kids at cooking in the kitchen. It's fun whether it's baking bread or cookies. With baking, you have to be exact when it comes to ingredients.

烘焙是孩子们在厨房做饭的开始。无论是烤面包还是饼干都很有趣。对于烘焙来说，你必须精确地掌握配料。

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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

和我妻子在一起，我得不到尊重。在她生日那天，我为“一个男人拥有过的最好的女人”祝酒。侍者跟我一起说。

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But my kids, my brothers' kids - they think about trying to top what we did.

但是我的孩子们，我兄弟们的孩子们，他们想要超越我们。

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My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year.

我妻子是丹麦人，我们每年去丹麦几次。

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